Vice

Vice is Weskerpawnch's foremost associate and motivational speaker. He is currently the CEO and sole proprietor of Fag Cabs LLC; President of the Free States of Appomattox, Grand Pontiff of Shiloh, and a Marshal in the Knights of Mars.

Presently he is failing at/neglecting all of these posts in favor of whacking off to pictures of air conditioning units all day.

Appearance
Vice is an umbrella of indeterminate origin, projected upon the world as an anime girl carrying a purple umbrella. It is unknown whether his self is contained within the umbrella or the anime girl, or whether the entities are one in the same. Neither speak, preferring to communicate through a disembodied male voice.

Personality
Vice spends his time unintentionally and intentionally pissing people off. He enjoys to pick fights with random people because he's bored, and would rather make an ass of himself than admit he's wrong. Openly honest to the point of alienation, he refuses to lie even when it would benefit everyone and harm nobody. It is unknown if these actions are due to malice, incompetence, idiocy, or backwards Martian morality. Probably all.

Abilities
Vice is a self proclaimed stand user. His stand is called「White Gravity」which has the ability to project a powerful explosion within a 5 foot radius of himself. As Vice rarely every comes in physical contact with other beings, his stand is almost never activated. This stand power was supposedly awakened when Weskerpawnch kicked Vice in the teeth during the former's entrance into the Bush Dimension. It's worth noting that this may not be an actual stand due to it's contradiction to traditional stand formatting, and may actually be an elaborate imitation.

Vice is a self proclaimed expert of the martial arts style "Shove an umbrella up your ass and open it." It's unknown what this martial art is as it has yet to be demonstrated in open combat.

Due to his eye condition, Vice can go to 3D movies and see them in 3D without wearing the glasses. He cannot actually shoot lasers out of his eyes, as the page image might lead you to believe, that's just a power fantasy. Due to his Umbrella race modifier, Vice suffers no negative penalties from rain.