King Tuckyashirtin

King Tuckyashirtin was the 13th and final ruling Emperor of the Asstec Empire until his true death at the hands of Vice in 2019.

History
King Tuckyashirtin was the monarch of the Asstec Empire from 1428 until his death by natural causes brought on by complications of an axe to head in 1488. Due to his weak game, King Tuckyashirtin died heirless which left his empire in disarray and his spirit restless. Unable to cope with the loss of its leadership, the Asstec Empire collapsed shortly after its rulers death.

During his Dark Continent Campaign, Vice stumbled upon the ruins of the Asstec Empire. Never one to say no to a little good spirited grave robbing, Vice and his team began excavating the site, looking for diamonds, gold watches, and other expensive and pawnable artifacts. During this well intentioned looting, the expedition team discovered an ivory cane engraved with the words "Get Money Get Paid" on the handle. As it piqued his fancy, Vice took to carrying it around himself as he said it gave him a more respectable walk.

This was the last indignation for King Tuckyashirtin, who through the force of his spirit and console commands was able to resurrect himself in an attempt to reclaim his cane. The King immediately engaged with the expedition team, demanding the return of his property.

Vice did not consider some idiot in a dress with bad sound effects and mediocre CGI to be a threat and politely suggested the old man throw himself off a bridge. King Tuckyashirtin responded by attacking the team. While it was clear that the King was powerful, he was old and the expedition team had the advantage in numbers. The team fought a slow retreat through the ruins to the coastline, where they boarded their boat and attempted to escape. Vice refused to let go of the cane during any point of this engagement.

The King attempted to chase the team in one of the boats left behind on the shore. However the boat he chose was actually just a ceremonial piece made out of cardboard, and King Tuckyashirtin drowned as the boat disintegrated. Vice later sold his cane for $5 at a pawnshop in Detroit.