Tia Safalin

Tia Safalin is a sexy nurse known for starring in numerous pornographic films during the 1980s. She is married to Vice as a result of her being won as the prize in a cocaine fueled high stakes card game in Las Vegas.

Appearance
Safalin is a thick ass bitch who dresses in a completely ridiculous outfit. Nobody knows where she got it from or why she doesn't switch to something more sensible. Her skin is unnaturally white and she would probably evaporate if exposed to direct sunlight for too long. She has fluorescent green hair that tastes like watermelon candy. She also has a really stupid hat with a straw in it that if you suck on it you'll suck out her brains (lime flavored). She's always crying due to the immense pain she's experienced after having been fucked in the ass by numerous men over the years.