Ram Ranch

Ram Ranch is the current headquarters of Team Gay. It serves as a hideout and eventual staging area for Gay Robot's upcoming Great Crusade.

The Beginning
Ram Ranch began as a humble lot of untamed wilds located somewhere in Texas.

It was founded by a hot dude named Prince Harry, an immortal gay cowboy who is rumored to have seen the birth of the universe itself.

He was in search of a place where he and his fellow Wild Cowboys could spend their days in isolated peace, and for a time, it was peaceful.

Hot, buff cowboys showered together. They played out in the yard together. Sweat covered their rugged, masculine forms as they built a home for themselves. However, all good things eventually come to an end.

The Siege of Ram Ranch
In the hot summer of 2018, a force of 28 U.S. Marines surrounded the ranch in black Ford Raptor trucks and helicopters. They were led by Big Mantis and Cobra.

It was unclear if they were acting under orders from Uncle Sam or someone else, but they appeared to have one mission in mind... To fuck cowboy butts!

And fuck cowboy butts they did. Despite Prince Harry's power level, they fucked his butt too.

After several hours of gay sex and intense firefights, Ram Ranch was under marine control. However, even that would not last.

The Arrival of Team Gay
In the following year, Uncle Sam told the marines still stationed at Ram Ranch to stand down and allow Gay Robot and his ilk to assume control. Team Gay arrived at dawn. The air was thick with man musk. The newcomers were greeted by the gatekeeper, Sgt. Long Dick Brandon who promptly led them to his leaders.

While there were initial disagreements between Gay Robot and Big Mantis, both he and Cobra stepped down and handed over control of the ranch without resistance. The cowboys were, at first, relieved to find out that they would no longer be under the oppressive control of the marines.

Little did they know that their new masters had dark plans for them and their property.