Stanley Snyder

Stanley Snyder is one of the U.S. Marines to arrive at Ram Ranch for the purpose of glorious sodomy under half of a yellow The Sun. Also the gay lover of Dr. Sex.

Appearance
Stanley is a lithe but muscular man in his late 20s, bearing a head of silver hair and sporting black eyeliner shaped together like the beak of a bald eagle. He tends to wear his marine uniform at formal meetings, but in the field he goes for his feather-caped battle gear. At Ram Ranch or in the company of Dr. Sex he prefers to wear much less.

Personality
Befitting of a world-class soldier, Stanley likes to get shit done. Despite this, he is in fact not a gamer. He keeps his words to the point and generally prefers to shoot first, ask questions later. And he as a habit of shooting to kill. Several times Stanley has shot children dead, all for the sake of his hubby. Overtime it's been seen that this is not a matter of him being necessarily cold, but moreso one-track minded. He also takes considerable care of children when they aren't threatening the life of his sex master.

Abilities
Stanley Snyder is believed to be the best sniper alive on Earf. This is because he shot a lot of dudes that said they were the best and he hasn't been shot himself yet. He's been seen to shoot down an airplane from several miles away with only a few seconds of set-up time. Stanley has peerless fighter jet piloting skills to boot, making him a formidable foe. Capable of handling most Big AIDS-Tier threats with minimal issue.

Trivia

 * Stanley Snyder is believed to be one of the 18 cowboys out in the yard.