Moai Ur

Not much is known about the eldritch being, Moai Ur. His origins have been pinpointed to a faraway cosmic body dubbed "Prime Jizz."

It is entirely possible that he merely thought himself into existence. Many speculate it was the volatile battle between Mell and the God of Fatass Barz himself that spawned Moai Ur. Others say it was the other way around. That the Primordial Gods were nothing more than a byproduct of Moai Ur thinking about deep shit.

He lives in the border space between our physical realm and the starscapes of Outer Autism. A cursed dimension that is as confused and mysterious as Vice's sexual orientation.

Appearance
He looks like a dude with a rock on his head. The fuck did you expect, dumbass?

Abilities
Moai Ur talks a lot. He argues endlessly over shit nobody else cares about. He is extremely autistic. This is likely due to his close proximity to -tism space. He tends to notice patterns that no one else can see (probably because they aren't really there). His claws are sharp like Minecraft diamonds.

He's also immortal and has a big, fat, fuck cock.

First Encounter
Shortly after Gay Robot ordered an observatory be built on Ram Ranch, the US Marines began to experience strange dreams. It was soon discovered that Moai Ur was invading their wet dreams about being fucked by bulging cowboy cocks. Through these erotic dreams, he willed them to nut simply by snapping his fingers. In their dreary ears, he whispered to them.

"The Nevereverar shall not save you this time, gay mortals. War is cumming!"